dear diary,
forgot to go to the bank today, my first paycheck might be DD'ed. yawn, what a great nap that was. baths really wear me out tho. plus i was so emotionally exhausted from my prayer (and why wouldn't i believe in GOD? what? because of my foul mouth, or because I listed 'muslim' on my facebook- you put me in with the non-believers? and why would you be afraid to bash me on the board? i felt bashed? do it publicly, so that i may FAIRLY bash you back) anyway YAWN, i cant quit yawning, the dogs have stored up energy all day long and ms. beckers is on a rampage.
tomorrow i get ALL my hair cut off and dyed gray. i think its gunna be so cute. especially now with my new red uniform and white jacket i for real just bought. ima be way to smokin hot for my own good. i still cant bring myself to hang out at the bar yet, and theres not allot i can do for the wrinkles, yet, and idgaf, i ain't tannin, ever, in a million years, ever, when i was in woodmound plaza every morning a few years ago, i wouldn't say i was "working" cuz i haven't been had a "job" in allot of years, but i was there every morning for a good spell, and i used to see this lady come and tan every morning, boy she sure thought she was somethin. she looked like a horses saddle, well her face did, it was funny, sometimes her husband would watch as she arrived to tan, but he was usually gone before she was done. it never took him long to finish. i feel there are germs in those beds, and the exposure causes cancer at a much faster rate than normal. but i think this was a same lady who went to mexico during the height of the swine flu outbreak, so there you go.
forgot to go to the bank today, my first paycheck might be DD'ed. yawn, what a great nap that was. baths really wear me out tho. plus i was so emotionally exhausted from my prayer (and why wouldn't i believe in GOD? what? because of my foul mouth, or because I listed 'muslim' on my facebook- you put me in with the non-believers? and why would you be afraid to bash me on the board? i felt bashed? do it publicly, so that i may FAIRLY bash you back) anyway YAWN, i cant quit yawning, the dogs have stored up energy all day long and ms. beckers is on a rampage.
tomorrow i get ALL my hair cut off and dyed gray. i think its gunna be so cute. especially now with my new red uniform and white jacket i for real just bought. ima be way to smokin hot for my own good. i still cant bring myself to hang out at the bar yet, and theres not allot i can do for the wrinkles, yet, and idgaf, i ain't tannin, ever, in a million years, ever, when i was in woodmound plaza every morning a few years ago, i wouldn't say i was "working" cuz i haven't been had a "job" in allot of years, but i was there every morning for a good spell, and i used to see this lady come and tan every morning, boy she sure thought she was somethin. she looked like a horses saddle, well her face did, it was funny, sometimes her husband would watch as she arrived to tan, but he was usually gone before she was done. it never took him long to finish. i feel there are germs in those beds, and the exposure causes cancer at a much faster rate than normal. but i think this was a same lady who went to mexico during the height of the swine flu outbreak, so there you go.
