things to do in the tub

dear getting wet and drying off diary,

stepping into the filling tub and setting my flatass down for the first moment when my body is dry and cold and sinking back into the greatness of the clean water makes me lose my breath every time- cept it is exciting- not scary. making my body rise and lower by filling my lungs with air- still amazes me the same way it did when i was a child and i think about floating in the ocean sometimes. i know the ocean wouldn't give me the same pleasure- because- well- it just wouldn't. my bathtub is so clean and it holds me like a hand. i lean my head on the back of the tub and wonder how it is i never fall asleep there, but i never do. not yet anyways. i cant read in the tub either. the most i can do is watch tv and play xbox, or text, but the best thing i do in the bathtub is nothing. i tried eating a steak dinner in there- i didn't enjoy that much at all. i did like the pudding i had once. i'll tell you what i really like to do in the bathtub, i like to look at my toes with bubbles on them. my toes are sexy.