dear if i was blind i could still see diary,
i know that reads funny, and i couldn't even read it if i was blind prolly, but the post from bloomington almost made me cry. somebody wanted me to write a book. i like books. books look nice on shelves with stuff sittin in front of them. i have so many books. but the thing about books and everything else on shelves- they collect dust. dust is bad. because after dust sits for a long time- it turns into heavy dirt. now. i like dirty books- i think everybody does, but dusty books suck donkey dick. recently i started packing my books in tough boxes and storing them in a safe place in my basement where it wont get wet when it floods in the spring. if i did write a book, these are the following problems i would worry about concerning MY book:
- my book might collect dust and be considered dirty
- my book might get published and sit in the wet part of my basement
- blind people may not be able to read my book
- my comma, usage and spailling offend scholars
- i would be ineligible for foodstamps and liheap if any sold
- whores are only good at sucking penis
