dear second nap of the day diary,
oh that was simply amazing- crawling back into bed is the best feeling because i know it waits for only me. i could easily slide into the covers again now- but i am shaking from hunger- and if i went to bed again i would dream about food. destiny text me and wanted to fuck around today- but i'd already closed up shop. becky twisted my arm. she made me take that nap. ima make her take another one. there are THREE kongs in the back yard and they both know the rules NO TOYS IN THE BACK YARD because they get buried. its been the long standing rule since before becky came along- the grump used to try and sneak them out all the time- but now that they work together- its harder to make sure they don't get them out there. and the system has failed THREE times. the only way to punish them is to bring the toys back in- soak them in the hot bleach water- and scrub them- and make becky take a nap before i give them back. if i don't do it just like that- she will never learn. i kinda hope she doesn't.
oh that was simply amazing- crawling back into bed is the best feeling because i know it waits for only me. i could easily slide into the covers again now- but i am shaking from hunger- and if i went to bed again i would dream about food. destiny text me and wanted to fuck around today- but i'd already closed up shop. becky twisted my arm. she made me take that nap. ima make her take another one. there are THREE kongs in the back yard and they both know the rules NO TOYS IN THE BACK YARD because they get buried. its been the long standing rule since before becky came along- the grump used to try and sneak them out all the time- but now that they work together- its harder to make sure they don't get them out there. and the system has failed THREE times. the only way to punish them is to bring the toys back in- soak them in the hot bleach water- and scrub them- and make becky take a nap before i give them back. if i don't do it just like that- she will never learn. i kinda hope she doesn't.
