DEAR diary,
so im that person. i sawl the commercial of the fat lady in the drive thru running over the curb to go home and make hamburger hailper- bitch im there. i went to the dairy queen in south shores and waited for the puffy hand to fly in the window with the skillet of steaming goo, and while that never happened, there were no curbs to run over either, but i am gettin ready to eat me a big ole maxi heapin pile of hamburger hailper cheesy harshbrowns and sum chocolate swissmiss pudding mixed together DUH and sum strawlberry milk in a frosty glass mug glass with a strawl, and omg the grumpy GOAT ate some of my sandwich RITE FROM MY HAND YESTERDAY i am sure its cuz he sawl becky do it and its fine if becky does it cuz she dunno no better yet BUT HE DOES, HE IS 49 NOW and damn.that's stupid. at least it wasn't a big bite, that's why they PROLLY farted the rest of the evening i am so sure. so i hate wednesday's on the boob tube- they suck- thinking a bath and a game of CALL OF DUTY might do the trixie. 360 and mr bubble are sweet till you run out of water and that'll piss a bitch off inna NY minute. gets cold quick when the dogs start lickin ya and yer feeter hangin over the side and you kill somebody and start cheerin and splash and here they come to check and take ur vitals again, lick lick, gets rather annoying, makes a person wish they'd go away but then you'd be alone killing alone, online, with strangers, and what flavor blasted goldfish the prisoners didn't eat.
so im that person. i sawl the commercial of the fat lady in the drive thru running over the curb to go home and make hamburger hailper- bitch im there. i went to the dairy queen in south shores and waited for the puffy hand to fly in the window with the skillet of steaming goo, and while that never happened, there were no curbs to run over either, but i am gettin ready to eat me a big ole maxi heapin pile of hamburger hailper cheesy harshbrowns and sum chocolate swissmiss pudding mixed together DUH and sum strawlberry milk in a frosty glass mug glass with a strawl, and omg the grumpy GOAT ate some of my sandwich RITE FROM MY HAND YESTERDAY i am sure its cuz he sawl becky do it and its fine if becky does it cuz she dunno no better yet BUT HE DOES, HE IS 49 NOW and damn.that's stupid. at least it wasn't a big bite, that's why they PROLLY farted the rest of the evening i am so sure. so i hate wednesday's on the boob tube- they suck- thinking a bath and a game of CALL OF DUTY might do the trixie. 360 and mr bubble are sweet till you run out of water and that'll piss a bitch off inna NY minute. gets cold quick when the dogs start lickin ya and yer feeter hangin over the side and you kill somebody and start cheerin and splash and here they come to check and take ur vitals again, lick lick, gets rather annoying, makes a person wish they'd go away but then you'd be alone killing alone, online, with strangers, and what flavor blasted goldfish the prisoners didn't eat.
