dear diary,
wonder what it would feel like to be an aerosol can. bet it would feel much different to be a full can than an empty can. and i bet it would feel different in the summer than the winter. and it would suck to have a clogged up nozzle spout. altho, that'd keep a can around longer i'd think, or send you on yer way quicker, at my house, you'd be decofuckingration for countless years to come. yes aerosol cans are pretty, as long as they're not dusty and the lids aren't missing. people hate aerosol cans so maybe i should be extra nice to the next aerosol can i meet. perfume bottles are pretty too, but i hate lids on those. because they never stay, and they just spritz anyway they aren't aerosols. and the same with toothpaste. you know. toothpaste lids are dumb. who invented the TUBE-ical? Mr. John Henry Tube? who invented the lid? Peter Ivan Lid? and you think i have to much thyme on my hands. horseshit. it could be worser. my date ain't prolly gunna shoe up you guys prolly skirred him off with all yer NEGATIVE POSTINGS about MY posts, and thats fine, because i can eat macaboni and cheese and french fries and be just as happy, or call jimmy johns because they like me there and always bring me free bread when they have it but when its this late in the day sometimes they don't have it anymore so i call Garcia's and he likes me too and calls me babe and i get the stuffed baby and mom wants me to sing with her but i told her only it they will install a shower in the sanctuary- then i would- i love Garcia mom.
ima wait outside til its my turn lol i guess thats how you wait on a date? yeah?
