dear get off me diary,
please quit whining and get off me. why do you always need to lay on me? i am not a pillow? i think he likes my pants is what it is. my whole leg looses circulation when the grump lays on it. my knee starts tingling and then my thumbs- and i have no idea why my thumbs would start up but they do and did you know that in arizona people just bust up in walgreens with their dog? straight bust right up inside the walgreens with the parrot- dog- anyfuckinthing. i saw one piss on the tampon end cap. oh but- DONT STAND OUTSIDE AND SMOKE. oh fuck to the hail no. my thumb really is asleep. i've never had this happen before. i need to soak it in that 2 hour energy drink. i got some mardi gras beads tonight- i have no clue as to what they mean. i am so dumb to shit like that. i know they have some sexual meaning- i just know they do- but who knows WHAT i have gotten myself into. i need a new voo-doo doll- this bitch is wore out and becky ate the other two. i trimmed up my mustache tonight. it's looking gone now. i got two long hairs out of my chin too- i saved one of them- the long gold one. i think it will have powers for my next spell. i don't get gold ones very often.
please quit whining and get off me. why do you always need to lay on me? i am not a pillow? i think he likes my pants is what it is. my whole leg looses circulation when the grump lays on it. my knee starts tingling and then my thumbs- and i have no idea why my thumbs would start up but they do and did you know that in arizona people just bust up in walgreens with their dog? straight bust right up inside the walgreens with the parrot- dog- anyfuckinthing. i saw one piss on the tampon end cap. oh but- DONT STAND OUTSIDE AND SMOKE. oh fuck to the hail no. my thumb really is asleep. i've never had this happen before. i need to soak it in that 2 hour energy drink. i got some mardi gras beads tonight- i have no clue as to what they mean. i am so dumb to shit like that. i know they have some sexual meaning- i just know they do- but who knows WHAT i have gotten myself into. i need a new voo-doo doll- this bitch is wore out and becky ate the other two. i trimmed up my mustache tonight. it's looking gone now. i got two long hairs out of my chin too- i saved one of them- the long gold one. i think it will have powers for my next spell. i don't get gold ones very often.
