dear somebody was in my tub diary,
upon further inspection, i have found that someone has been in my tub. i feel so violated. there is only one of two people it could be- and my child, prince harry, hates to take a bath. so, that leaves the unibomber. let me straighten and adjust my bra and i will tell you all why this disturbs me in the deepest way. that is much better. the unibomber is disgusting. he has hair all over his body, for one- that seems to release and unattach itself when it gets wet. then once it floats off him- it sticks to the side if the tub and looks like the tub has hair. these hairs are GLUED to the side of my tub. why? why aren't they just relaxing on the side waiting to be rinsed away with a swig of hot ass water? BECAUSE HE USES A HALF A BOTTLE OF BUBBLE BATH WHEN HE DRAWS HIS WATER, LEAVING EACH HAIR LAMINATED TO THE SIDE. then, instead of letting ALL the water drain out at once, HE JUST CRACKS THE PLUG, so the water seeps out, making sure every bubble dries in the tub. but at least he already had a shower before he left my tub dirty.
upon further inspection, i have found that someone has been in my tub. i feel so violated. there is only one of two people it could be- and my child, prince harry, hates to take a bath. so, that leaves the unibomber. let me straighten and adjust my bra and i will tell you all why this disturbs me in the deepest way. that is much better. the unibomber is disgusting. he has hair all over his body, for one- that seems to release and unattach itself when it gets wet. then once it floats off him- it sticks to the side if the tub and looks like the tub has hair. these hairs are GLUED to the side of my tub. why? why aren't they just relaxing on the side waiting to be rinsed away with a swig of hot ass water? BECAUSE HE USES A HALF A BOTTLE OF BUBBLE BATH WHEN HE DRAWS HIS WATER, LEAVING EACH HAIR LAMINATED TO THE SIDE. then, instead of letting ALL the water drain out at once, HE JUST CRACKS THE PLUG, so the water seeps out, making sure every bubble dries in the tub. but at least he already had a shower before he left my tub dirty.
