March 29, 2011

billboard top 40 ass

dear fantasize a way diary,

i have mermaid hair. when i dunk my head in the bathwater- all of the tangles fall out. it flows around next to me with such elegance and grace- each piece shines and has such a radiance- it sparkles as it falls around my face.  i love how soft it feels now that it's dry and my fingers glide right through- yes- i think it was worth every penny i paid- and ima happy customer. my hair will look really good now- underneath the bright stage lights- i think it even makes my teeth look ten shades more bright. i have it all now- the hair- the nails- the ugg boots- the attitude- the teeth- what an ass kickin whore i am. i wish i had the ass to match the boots.