dear waking up and available for contact diary,
that my good people was a nap worth writing about. sure the day is gone, but shit- days will come again. a nap like that is priceless. i better not even yawn until at least 4PM now or ima snap. i broke another nail. i'm kinda glad too. it was the perfect time to do it. my thumb this time- on my pretty hand. that's three now. i just don't understand at all the science behind that shit. for as long as i can even remember- in fact- the last time i filed my nails THIS short was october 19th after court- WHEN I DIDN'T GO TO JAIL- (i was gunna do my time with some pretty fucking nails) so ever since then- i haven't broken not ONE nail- and now- i bring them ALL back down again- to short little butch nubs- and break THREE. i hate short nails. i do. oh and my toes are JUST as short. i must admit tho- it does feel better down there. my pictures sure do look better in the living room. i even washed the big mirror. last night when i pulled the couch out- the grump found becky's monkey toy and tried to take it over. it was hard getting it back from him and i had nowhere to put it- so i rested the baby monkey on the blade of the ceiling fan. now he keeps looking up- and i keep wondering why. maybe if i cut his fingernails he will forget about the baby monkey or go crawl back in my bed and take another nap.
that my good people was a nap worth writing about. sure the day is gone, but shit- days will come again. a nap like that is priceless. i better not even yawn until at least 4PM now or ima snap. i broke another nail. i'm kinda glad too. it was the perfect time to do it. my thumb this time- on my pretty hand. that's three now. i just don't understand at all the science behind that shit. for as long as i can even remember- in fact- the last time i filed my nails THIS short was october 19th after court- WHEN I DIDN'T GO TO JAIL- (i was gunna do my time with some pretty fucking nails) so ever since then- i haven't broken not ONE nail- and now- i bring them ALL back down again- to short little butch nubs- and break THREE. i hate short nails. i do. oh and my toes are JUST as short. i must admit tho- it does feel better down there. my pictures sure do look better in the living room. i even washed the big mirror. last night when i pulled the couch out- the grump found becky's monkey toy and tried to take it over. it was hard getting it back from him and i had nowhere to put it- so i rested the baby monkey on the blade of the ceiling fan. now he keeps looking up- and i keep wondering why. maybe if i cut his fingernails he will forget about the baby monkey or go crawl back in my bed and take another nap.
