dear moving the plants back in diary,
now i am moving all the plants back in. cept the cactus and the little cactus. they can stay out because you know it gets very freezing cold in the desert and shit still lives there. i picked out all the dead leaves today from my mums. i'm going to have a delicious growing season. i can NOT wait. i started my old friend the goat, SHOUT OUT TO THE GOAT, a jade tree- and that sucker grew large and in charge this winter. now that we aren't friends like we were- i have two jade trees. he told me that i live on the "dark side" and that he's been watching me for a long time and doesn't wanna have anything to do with me anymore. at first i was shocked, then i got bitter, and now i just look at it like this. it took the dude TEN years to decide i wasn't good enough- and we never even kissed OR had sex- (thank God) so what am i snivelin about- he is way older than me- and bald and eats fish- doesn't smoke pot- and is a republican. eww. plus he dresses like a cowboy and has dead animals hanging on his wall. i shouldn't have to say anymore. but he had such beautiful teeth. anyway, i love my new little jade tree. i will always keep it growing here in the dark side.
now i am moving all the plants back in. cept the cactus and the little cactus. they can stay out because you know it gets very freezing cold in the desert and shit still lives there. i picked out all the dead leaves today from my mums. i'm going to have a delicious growing season. i can NOT wait. i started my old friend the goat, SHOUT OUT TO THE GOAT, a jade tree- and that sucker grew large and in charge this winter. now that we aren't friends like we were- i have two jade trees. he told me that i live on the "dark side" and that he's been watching me for a long time and doesn't wanna have anything to do with me anymore. at first i was shocked, then i got bitter, and now i just look at it like this. it took the dude TEN years to decide i wasn't good enough- and we never even kissed OR had sex- (thank God) so what am i snivelin about- he is way older than me- and bald and eats fish- doesn't smoke pot- and is a republican. eww. plus he dresses like a cowboy and has dead animals hanging on his wall. i shouldn't have to say anymore. but he had such beautiful teeth. anyway, i love my new little jade tree. i will always keep it growing here in the dark side.
