dear riders on the foam diary,
if i had it all to do over again, i would wear a sweater today. it is cold out. the grump ate the smaller end off his big black kong. then he puked it up on the back stairs. was i surprised? fuck no. so then i stopped and got food food on the way home at ruby tuesday's (i only got a drink and peed at mcdonalds) and my friend rich was working and they got a new little dude that started and everyone has made comments about him today i guess- including me. my little comments made the manager and rich RUN into the back and cry. i wasn't even trying to be funny- and didn't expect them to run off like they did- but whatever. when they came back out rich grabbed my hand and placed it on his head, "feel my head girl," it was sweaty wet. eww. fuck i touched it. i touched his head. i just washed my hands and everything. fuck. then the manager and rich walked me out- laughing- it really wasn't THAT funny- and i said, "go get little dude and have him snap a rubber glove- it'd be like deja-vu for me.."
if i had it all to do over again, i would wear a sweater today. it is cold out. the grump ate the smaller end off his big black kong. then he puked it up on the back stairs. was i surprised? fuck no. so then i stopped and got food food on the way home at ruby tuesday's (i only got a drink and peed at mcdonalds) and my friend rich was working and they got a new little dude that started and everyone has made comments about him today i guess- including me. my little comments made the manager and rich RUN into the back and cry. i wasn't even trying to be funny- and didn't expect them to run off like they did- but whatever. when they came back out rich grabbed my hand and placed it on his head, "feel my head girl," it was sweaty wet. eww. fuck i touched it. i touched his head. i just washed my hands and everything. fuck. then the manager and rich walked me out- laughing- it really wasn't THAT funny- and i said, "go get little dude and have him snap a rubber glove- it'd be like deja-vu for me.."
