March 26, 2011

waY of life

dear quality control diary,

let me assure you, i serve up the finest product i possibly can. but it all depends on the customer i have waitin. ima make the dish look nice if you're there to shop. if you're just there to eat and run- fast food is what you'll get. i kinda like a good salad bar sometimes or an all you can eat buffet. my new price list is a popular post- and i think my rates are extremely fair- with the economy like it is these days- lowering them- i wouldn't dare. i have the bestest job ever- and i don't mind the shame it brings- i am not scared to admit what i do- cuz i still don't do anything.