funny dog

dear if it was anyone else diary,

the grump has now iced my cake. his reaction to all the commotion has been, oh how can i say this, less than what i would expect. anytime anyone raises their voice- he starts his shit- adding his opinions- making sure he is heard over and above anything- until the issue of the vacuum came up- and its like the grump took prince harry's side with his silence. he sat there and let him verbally terrorize me- in levels you could not imagine- and the grump just sat there. i wonder if he tunes it out- i want to do that. i cant. prince harry comes at me full blast and my hair grows. i would do anything not to hear that shit- to just lay on the floor and snore. oh but as soon as i say one word when grump jumps up to run his mouth- that ain't fair. it ain't. i just got started. so harry can stand there and yell straight at my face- but i say one word and the grump's hair is out of place. yeah- i saw the hair on his back- it was funny- he got his hack- just cuz i responded to what harry said and told his ass to 'go to bed!'