dear messin with the dog diary,
the grump is sleeping hard, snoring louder than ever right now. i pulled a long strand of hair off of my shirt and i've been dangling it across his ear making him twitch and he keeps moving his other ear i am not even touching. he must think it's a fly landing on him- he keeps snoring and hasn't woke up yet. i wonder how long i can do this before he realizes it's me and snaps. he's dumb. prolly all damn day. ima do it again. he's got to hear me laughing. but he don't wake up- and he's still flippin the WRONG ear. becky ain't that stupid. shedda been up- knowing who was messin with her ass. maybe he is ignoring me. could that be possible? no way. you think? no way. he could never.
the grump is sleeping hard, snoring louder than ever right now. i pulled a long strand of hair off of my shirt and i've been dangling it across his ear making him twitch and he keeps moving his other ear i am not even touching. he must think it's a fly landing on him- he keeps snoring and hasn't woke up yet. i wonder how long i can do this before he realizes it's me and snaps. he's dumb. prolly all damn day. ima do it again. he's got to hear me laughing. but he don't wake up- and he's still flippin the WRONG ear. becky ain't that stupid. shedda been up- knowing who was messin with her ass. maybe he is ignoring me. could that be possible? no way. you think? no way. he could never.
