hold the applause

dear at the movies again diary,

i don't really enjoy going to the movie theatre because i always have to fight myself to stay awake- no matter how good the movie is. i wish they would sell half movies- so i could bust up in and see half the movie on this day- and then the other half some other day- but that is so complicated- i am prolly the only one who could follow along. you would think something along those lines would fall under americans with disabilities act- but since i don't have a working dog or a wheelchair- i dunno. i thought about putting a vest on becky and taking her in walmart- but she'd just want me to carry her. then i would look like an american with a disabled dog. so whatever. i had a full feature dream in my movie whila go and it was rich as all get out. i have already written the premise down in an email to myself. top fucking secret. i saw the beginning, i saw the middle and kids, i saw the end. usually- i see little fragments- snipets of what could be commercials- sometimes infomercials- this was a masterpiece.