dear remembering a time diary,
every time i hear prince harry sneeze- he sounds exactly like he did when he was an infant. really, it is the only noise he still makes that reminds me he is still my tiny little care package that came out of me all those years ago. when he storms past me sometimes- it is hard for me to comprehend i gave birth to such a thing- but then i'll hear him sneeze and i wanna run to his crib- but when i do- i usually find the grump with all four legs up in the air snoring his ass off. why does the grump snore? i would love to know that. he really isn't overweight. his neck isn't fat. becky doesn't have a problem snoring- her problems are much different. she sits down hard. becky will get in the bed and decide where she wants to be and DROP. it will take your breath away- because she likes to lay on or next to your chest. ain't that cute. what is really fricking cute is when becky humps the grump. that kills me. she humps his head of all things. AND HE LETS HER. but when i try and hump the grump- he snaps. he wont stand still and let me hump him. i don't think that is right.
every time i hear prince harry sneeze- he sounds exactly like he did when he was an infant. really, it is the only noise he still makes that reminds me he is still my tiny little care package that came out of me all those years ago. when he storms past me sometimes- it is hard for me to comprehend i gave birth to such a thing- but then i'll hear him sneeze and i wanna run to his crib- but when i do- i usually find the grump with all four legs up in the air snoring his ass off. why does the grump snore? i would love to know that. he really isn't overweight. his neck isn't fat. becky doesn't have a problem snoring- her problems are much different. she sits down hard. becky will get in the bed and decide where she wants to be and DROP. it will take your breath away- because she likes to lay on or next to your chest. ain't that cute. what is really fricking cute is when becky humps the grump. that kills me. she humps his head of all things. AND HE LETS HER. but when i try and hump the grump- he snaps. he wont stand still and let me hump him. i don't think that is right.
