dear third grade level maybe diary,
the captain crunch box is about the extent of my literary skills. it's got me this far in life. i guess i'm one of the lucky ones who can write with fluency- that doesn't mean it makes any sense tho. oh i can read- i just hate doin it. but i will iffin i have to. if it's important enough. fuckit, or if there might be a fucking test. but you know what? i like tests now that i ain't gotta take them any more. i think they're fun. plus they have really improved so much in the testing world of technology. damnit all if when we had to test by gawd WE had to WRITE THE FUCKING ANSWERS IN TO THE BLANK LINES and now you getta choose one answer from four. hell, that's a 25% chance of scoring right to begin with- even if you picked a random answer, but you cant pick A RANDOM BLANK. them fucking rat bastards. so of course our fucking kids are 25% smarter than the little fuckers were when i went to school. duh. you inhale the rubber cement enough- it's hard to remember anything- but you can always remember to color in a little fucking dot. yeah okay- i ain't no genius- never played one on tv- but- i sure did whiz through college when one of four was the correct answer. fuck ya. that is as good as cheating- if you ask me- but nobody ever does.
the captain crunch box is about the extent of my literary skills. it's got me this far in life. i guess i'm one of the lucky ones who can write with fluency- that doesn't mean it makes any sense tho. oh i can read- i just hate doin it. but i will iffin i have to. if it's important enough. fuckit, or if there might be a fucking test. but you know what? i like tests now that i ain't gotta take them any more. i think they're fun. plus they have really improved so much in the testing world of technology. damnit all if when we had to test by gawd WE had to WRITE THE FUCKING ANSWERS IN TO THE BLANK LINES and now you getta choose one answer from four. hell, that's a 25% chance of scoring right to begin with- even if you picked a random answer, but you cant pick A RANDOM BLANK. them fucking rat bastards. so of course our fucking kids are 25% smarter than the little fuckers were when i went to school. duh. you inhale the rubber cement enough- it's hard to remember anything- but you can always remember to color in a little fucking dot. yeah okay- i ain't no genius- never played one on tv- but- i sure did whiz through college when one of four was the correct answer. fuck ya. that is as good as cheating- if you ask me- but nobody ever does.
