dear unknown kind of diary,
hello. trixie is unavailable today. so i am stepping in. you will like me better. i don't sleep as much and never hard core curse. i am much easier to get along with and i take showers. i know you can already tell the difference. trixie gets on my nerves when she rambles. she is like that long stretch of highway that never ends. did you know that when they built the highways- they purposely put curves into what could otherwise be straight sections to keep people alert and more aware of where they are going? God threw curves into people too- and i am not talking about their bodies necessarily, altho, curves happen to be in abundance there as well. i never ever get bored around trixie. sometimes my eyes get sore and stuck from rolling them so far back in my head- but bored- never. i want to travel in time with her- she has that shit figured out. she makes the best meatloaf too. the first time i met trixie, i didn't like her- not one bit. she was loud and thought she was all that- and turns out she was- and that pissed me off- cuz that meant i was all that too. but i didn't know it at the time, nobody ever does- until it is to late- then you figure it out.
hello. trixie is unavailable today. so i am stepping in. you will like me better. i don't sleep as much and never hard core curse. i am much easier to get along with and i take showers. i know you can already tell the difference. trixie gets on my nerves when she rambles. she is like that long stretch of highway that never ends. did you know that when they built the highways- they purposely put curves into what could otherwise be straight sections to keep people alert and more aware of where they are going? God threw curves into people too- and i am not talking about their bodies necessarily, altho, curves happen to be in abundance there as well. i never ever get bored around trixie. sometimes my eyes get sore and stuck from rolling them so far back in my head- but bored- never. i want to travel in time with her- she has that shit figured out. she makes the best meatloaf too. the first time i met trixie, i didn't like her- not one bit. she was loud and thought she was all that- and turns out she was- and that pissed me off- cuz that meant i was all that too. but i didn't know it at the time, nobody ever does- until it is to late- then you figure it out.
