dear i found money in the wash diary,
the rule around here is, FINDERS KEEPERS, but i found it and i gave it up- cuz i didn't even want it. i got my own money and i don't even want that five dollar bill. i got more in the closet. i am sure sweaty tonight. seems like every night around this time my house gets hot and i have to open a window. why is that. sure ain't from all the wild sex parties. i have never been to a wild sex party, but last time i was in hollywood- i got invited to one. WAIT- it wasn't the last time- (for the love of CHRIST) it was the time before last- my bad. i wonder if i have a picture... hang on i'll look...
k that's not the picture i was looking for but this was taken at the same time as i was referring to so that will have to do for now, it is all i could shit out but anymf'in way i cant even remember what i was saying now- but about that tree- it was funny because i was singing, 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' under that tree while i was talking on the phone to this fantastic IdIOT and videotaping. then i had to erase everything that i had recorded on the videotape and couldn't figure out how- so i threw the mini cd out the window because it had my whole phone conversation on it... DUH. i am not a very experienced cheater, or at least i wasn't at the time, and it sucked when i got on the price is right and had my stupid BOYFRIEND'S UNIFORM SHIRT ON and had to explain that to my ex-husband. but that's fine. we ain't married. and he don't work for the city. but still. ima whore.
