dear is it ever going to happen diary,
i really thought that the plants would be out of the upstairs by now- but they sure ain't. i don't think they can take another two weeks- they prolly could on a physical level- but emotionally, i can tell- they are at their limit. i am too. their leaves are dusty and there are long stretches in the branches- they are trying to get to the door. if i were a plant- i would not want to be a fern. even tho i love ferns- they sure do make a shittin ass mess everywhere. i kept my big fern from the porch this winter- and not by choice. ida pitched it. but the unibomber insisted. that fucker grew and lived. so now i getta start out with a bomb fern and a big shittin ass mess. my cactus is blooming. my elephant jade is long and stupid. the asparagus fern is propagating like a bitch in heat. winter never happened in the basement. it sure did up here tho- but it cant last forever.
i really thought that the plants would be out of the upstairs by now- but they sure ain't. i don't think they can take another two weeks- they prolly could on a physical level- but emotionally, i can tell- they are at their limit. i am too. their leaves are dusty and there are long stretches in the branches- they are trying to get to the door. if i were a plant- i would not want to be a fern. even tho i love ferns- they sure do make a shittin ass mess everywhere. i kept my big fern from the porch this winter- and not by choice. ida pitched it. but the unibomber insisted. that fucker grew and lived. so now i getta start out with a bomb fern and a big shittin ass mess. my cactus is blooming. my elephant jade is long and stupid. the asparagus fern is propagating like a bitch in heat. winter never happened in the basement. it sure did up here tho- but it cant last forever.
