dear cuticles on my tshirt diary,
one way to get length back on your nails is by eating away on the cuticles. i could have made an entire cuticle and jelly sandwich with the meat i got off tonight- and now all of a sudden i have long nails again. as soon as i stand up all this shit will fall on the floor- and i will have to bust the vacuum out or the grump will fucking find it and go nuts. he loves fingernails and skin. he is nasty. what a nasty dog he is. he is in there fighting with becky right now- i have screamed at them six times- it doesn't do any good. when i turn on the sweeper- if i don't pass out- one of them will attack the fucking thing. if i do pass out- who knows what will happen. hopefully i don't hit my head. don't sweat it- i don't cut on myself often.
one way to get length back on your nails is by eating away on the cuticles. i could have made an entire cuticle and jelly sandwich with the meat i got off tonight- and now all of a sudden i have long nails again. as soon as i stand up all this shit will fall on the floor- and i will have to bust the vacuum out or the grump will fucking find it and go nuts. he loves fingernails and skin. he is nasty. what a nasty dog he is. he is in there fighting with becky right now- i have screamed at them six times- it doesn't do any good. when i turn on the sweeper- if i don't pass out- one of them will attack the fucking thing. if i do pass out- who knows what will happen. hopefully i don't hit my head. don't sweat it- i don't cut on myself often.
