dear tim diary,
how you doin? who you with? how's that make you feel? i got this new ice machine, (you're gunna just love this) and you know that dumb water drop noise you make with your mouth? well the cubes my new machine make- make that same noise AS YOUR MOUTH and it fucking drives me insane. berserk. bananas. so imagine, if you will, me, watching tv- quietly (yes quietly) and then out of the blue (or red) THAT FUCKING NOISE- and then- my heart just breaks. only for a second tho. if i didn't like the ice machine SO MUCH- ida made them come and take it back out- but ima keep it. if you are so mature and everything, why did you go around and make noises with your mouth anyway? that's just dumb. a forty seven year old man making a water drip noise from his mouth- that's pretty annoying- now that i look back- but then it was so cute? i was still smoking pot then- obviously. i'm just saying- as i remember. you don't have to read this. you don't either cuntface. but since you are... you are a bitch. you are a stupid fucking worthless ugly crybaby bitch. to fuckin bad you couldn't satisfy your mature man and none of this would have ever happened in the first place.
how you doin? who you with? how's that make you feel? i got this new ice machine, (you're gunna just love this) and you know that dumb water drop noise you make with your mouth? well the cubes my new machine make- make that same noise AS YOUR MOUTH and it fucking drives me insane. berserk. bananas. so imagine, if you will, me, watching tv- quietly (yes quietly) and then out of the blue (or red) THAT FUCKING NOISE- and then- my heart just breaks. only for a second tho. if i didn't like the ice machine SO MUCH- ida made them come and take it back out- but ima keep it. if you are so mature and everything, why did you go around and make noises with your mouth anyway? that's just dumb. a forty seven year old man making a water drip noise from his mouth- that's pretty annoying- now that i look back- but then it was so cute? i was still smoking pot then- obviously. i'm just saying- as i remember. you don't have to read this. you don't either cuntface. but since you are... you are a bitch. you are a stupid fucking worthless ugly crybaby bitch. to fuckin bad you couldn't satisfy your mature man and none of this would have ever happened in the first place.
