March 25, 2011

nuts for nuts

dear sometimes i get sappy and flappy diary,

i know cuz sometimes i get bored to death. i could go back to bed and i just got up. i feel like a peanut buster parfait about now, but it's cuz of the sweet/salt combo. i fucking hate almonds. i caught my sexy hair cutter today munching on one. i really think almonds taste nasty myself. i like walnuts and pecans and cashews and peanuts and pistachios and macadamias. but almonds are different- they are even funny in shape. nuts really fascinate me. they seem like little mistakes that turned into little nuggets of tasty mouth gold. nuts are a great thing- for me anyway- i think i love them as much as beef and cheese. i wish i had a huge jar of them now- mmm pass me some please.