March 19, 2011

an old school BET

dear overwhelming guilt becomes me diary,

breaking a the hundred mile post marker so early is gunna sting the bet maker, especially since i slept til three today. pardon me for a second, (ahahahahaha) but you have to admit, i've been digging deep and deserve this. with three left after this one, you know it's in my back pocket. even if a full grown smokey bear came and got me- i'd be sprung by midnight- and i'd still win this bitch. i can taste sweet victory. i feel bad tho- because there are some people (or one person who thought seven times) that, "guy lost bet has to suck a dick" and that makes me feel just awful- because i do not want anyone thinking that was the case. you don't HAVE to suck a dick if you don't want to. i don't have ANY idea where that idea came from. i know what our bet is. you can have my paypal account, or, we can do the other deal. i am game. :) personally, i would rather you not suck a dick, but if you'd like to suck a dick- i still can do that better too. wanna bet?