March 25, 2011

a rumble in the tub

dear noisy belly diary,

there is something making terribly loud noises inside my belly this morning and i've been trying to sit here and ignore it- but it is getting louder and i dunno- it almost sounds creepy alive like. it's unbelievably loud- in fact- i've been shocked a couple of times at how loud it was. it even woke becky up. i know it's prolly gas- but i ain't burped or farted- it's just a rumble- like a car exhaust. i wanted to go back to sleep for a bit before my appointment- but after i got my head bit off- you know- fuck all that. i guess i could go relax in the tub for a spell and see what kind of trouble i can get into there. that does sound nice.