dear creating a new post diary,
boy i had to smoke a cigarette after that last one. i apologize for that outburst. i'll leave it for you preverts, but it'll be a minute before i do that shit again. we'll stick to sewing and cooking and dogshit. those safer topics that cause people insane hatred, which i still don't fully understand (picture my hands flying up now) but whatever. nancy grace sucks tonight. she is on the japan tragedy. her bedside manner ain't very good- if you asked me- but nobody has yet. so you know my car wouldn't start tonight. yep. that was fun. THE DAY AFTER I PUT NEW WINDSHIELD WIPERS ON THE PIECE OF SHIT. yeah. tail me about it. you know, there comes a time in your life when you just want to grab it (life) by the neck and fucking shake it until all the life blows out like vomit on the ground in front of you. just shake the fuck out of it. i mean wtf? so i get out and open the hood. i can do that much. men are coming up to me, "can i help you?" i told them all i could handle it- i would be okay- but the truth was, i didn't know. i was scared, but i have towing on my insurance now- and i didn't want to put anyone out. i started touching the spark plug wires- it didn't seem that bad- i felt like a kid again- a problem many times i'd had. after i pressed all my wires- kinda pressed them all back in, i turned the key in the ignition again- and guess what happened? my car started right on up again- i got out and did a little dance! i shut the hood and them guys just smiled and i drove away at last.
boy i had to smoke a cigarette after that last one. i apologize for that outburst. i'll leave it for you preverts, but it'll be a minute before i do that shit again. we'll stick to sewing and cooking and dogshit. those safer topics that cause people insane hatred, which i still don't fully understand (picture my hands flying up now) but whatever. nancy grace sucks tonight. she is on the japan tragedy. her bedside manner ain't very good- if you asked me- but nobody has yet. so you know my car wouldn't start tonight. yep. that was fun. THE DAY AFTER I PUT NEW WINDSHIELD WIPERS ON THE PIECE OF SHIT. yeah. tail me about it. you know, there comes a time in your life when you just want to grab it (life) by the neck and fucking shake it until all the life blows out like vomit on the ground in front of you. just shake the fuck out of it. i mean wtf? so i get out and open the hood. i can do that much. men are coming up to me, "can i help you?" i told them all i could handle it- i would be okay- but the truth was, i didn't know. i was scared, but i have towing on my insurance now- and i didn't want to put anyone out. i started touching the spark plug wires- it didn't seem that bad- i felt like a kid again- a problem many times i'd had. after i pressed all my wires- kinda pressed them all back in, i turned the key in the ignition again- and guess what happened? my car started right on up again- i got out and did a little dance! i shut the hood and them guys just smiled and i drove away at last.
