March 5, 2011

silent growls and loud bites

dear getting ready to sneak to bed diary,

don't tell anyone- but i am not doing any magic tricks tonite. what might be the reaction from my unhappy clients and badgering crew looking to have a busy and exciting night? i would say- find your leader. seek out further direction from whoever that will be this evening- i am not your gal. i am partially impacted from washing my huge fish pictures hanging in my livingroom and the other portion of me is just fucking exhausted from the major league  XO politics of the week past. becky and her hostile behavior towards the grump and his use of the middle section of the couch is evidence of her unwillingness to compromise, another hint of the looming nature of politics thick in the air. the protocol of handling this- pop her snout and comfort the grump. everyone has their own section on this couch- territory big enough for solitary confinement. the practical details will all maintain themselves once i am in bed. even if you do not believe that they will- it is prudent for me to bow out and at least try at this point. any further contact- the result could possibly change future outcomes in couch placement forever.