dear no more tricks up my sleeve diary,
it is time to pack up the tent. fold in the towels. pick up the pieces. sign off. whatever. i think ima call it a night. the grump is snoring loudly next to me- it gets on my nerves. he and becky are sleeping in mirror positions right now- only she is silent- he is not. he is not overweight- so i don't understand why he is so loud- his neck ain't all thick or nothin. becky will whimper occasionally when she is dreaming and gallop- hitting me in my face. it doesn't hurt tho- and she will get the hiccups- but i think she is just trying to be me- because i get them all the time. talk about INSANE. all i know for sure is- i am glad i cut my mustache off in the bathtub earlier. you guys, i depend on you to tell be when that bitch grows in like that. i don't look in the mirror- so when my lip starts to sparkle in the light y'all- it ain't glitter- you need to say something. fuck.
it is time to pack up the tent. fold in the towels. pick up the pieces. sign off. whatever. i think ima call it a night. the grump is snoring loudly next to me- it gets on my nerves. he and becky are sleeping in mirror positions right now- only she is silent- he is not. he is not overweight- so i don't understand why he is so loud- his neck ain't all thick or nothin. becky will whimper occasionally when she is dreaming and gallop- hitting me in my face. it doesn't hurt tho- and she will get the hiccups- but i think she is just trying to be me- because i get them all the time. talk about INSANE. all i know for sure is- i am glad i cut my mustache off in the bathtub earlier. you guys, i depend on you to tell be when that bitch grows in like that. i don't look in the mirror- so when my lip starts to sparkle in the light y'all- it ain't glitter- you need to say something. fuck.
