dear i forgot to tail you diary,
maria is a twat. i love her but she didn't want to come to clean yesterday and the house is stupid again. i found all the glasses tho- they were under the seat in the car. i been hearing things clank under there, but you know me- i'm really way to used to the clankin. so i brought them all in after i got dishwasher soap at target when i was gettin more fingernail polish remover because that's the ONLY place i get my remover at. it's the best kind there is and i hate it when they are out and tonight- they had a bunch. i had a fuck load of cash on me so i felt like i should get a few, i got four and came home- took that black shatter shit off with the best of my old- and threw all of it away. starting out fresh on some things is good. like eyeliner after an eye sty- you know that is something else. since i quit having extra marital sex (not for me cuz i ain't married) with the city worker/hero i ain't had ONE FUCKING EYE STY. i think that is weird. odd. strange. funny. neet. cool. circumstantial. irrelevant. fortunate. i have been smoking the same cigarette since about 9PM. wow. fire safe cigarettes. who knew. welp. time to split the sheets again. no mourning after pills for me. omg and now the first thunder spanks my bottom. i am just in time for the good dreams.
maria is a twat. i love her but she didn't want to come to clean yesterday and the house is stupid again. i found all the glasses tho- they were under the seat in the car. i been hearing things clank under there, but you know me- i'm really way to used to the clankin. so i brought them all in after i got dishwasher soap at target when i was gettin more fingernail polish remover because that's the ONLY place i get my remover at. it's the best kind there is and i hate it when they are out and tonight- they had a bunch. i had a fuck load of cash on me so i felt like i should get a few, i got four and came home- took that black shatter shit off with the best of my old- and threw all of it away. starting out fresh on some things is good. like eyeliner after an eye sty- you know that is something else. since i quit having extra marital sex (not for me cuz i ain't married) with the city worker/hero i ain't had ONE FUCKING EYE STY. i think that is weird. odd. strange. funny. neet. cool. circumstantial. irrelevant. fortunate. i have been smoking the same cigarette since about 9PM. wow. fire safe cigarettes. who knew. welp. time to split the sheets again. no mourning after pills for me. omg and now the first thunder spanks my bottom. i am just in time for the good dreams.
