dear where you going after this then diary,
understanding where you came from isn't important as long as you know where you are going. right? at least if your going in the immediate direction of where you are to end up- well- then you're doin ok- i'd say. that ain't always how it goes tho. unless you have a built in compass or you were born an eagle scout or some shit, you're bound to make a faulty turn- resulting in the minimum of a few extra minutes of un-necessary stress- taking possibly years off of your human life. now, at first i was not one to believe it, but through concerted efforts, i have confirmed many people do not know that un-necessary stress shaves off time from our lives like cheese off a log- big ass chunks at a time- of time- time that can not be returned- or reversed. i've thought long and hard about this and i think there is a way to stop that time from escaping your clenches- if you do it THE moment the actual stress has occurred. this is the part where i could shut you off and tell you- for $29.95- you too could know the secret- but i'll tell you. i'm not going to start keeping secrets now. here you go: within 8 seconds of getting a dose of stress- you must induce a dose of structural intense humor. carry something around with you that ALWAYS makes you laugh and USE that as a mind tool reference. you MUST use a visual tool until you get SO good at pulling images in your mind and tricking yourself into scenarios most mental health pro's would label 'disconnected from reality,' but if you want extra time to play the game of life- i think these might be little 'cheater codes' we can all use to get to the higher levels. stress may not always be avoided- and you may not always want to try and avoid it either- look at it as a way to get to the other side of the room to laugh and relax.
understanding where you came from isn't important as long as you know where you are going. right? at least if your going in the immediate direction of where you are to end up- well- then you're doin ok- i'd say. that ain't always how it goes tho. unless you have a built in compass or you were born an eagle scout or some shit, you're bound to make a faulty turn- resulting in the minimum of a few extra minutes of un-necessary stress- taking possibly years off of your human life. now, at first i was not one to believe it, but through concerted efforts, i have confirmed many people do not know that un-necessary stress shaves off time from our lives like cheese off a log- big ass chunks at a time- of time- time that can not be returned- or reversed. i've thought long and hard about this and i think there is a way to stop that time from escaping your clenches- if you do it THE moment the actual stress has occurred. this is the part where i could shut you off and tell you- for $29.95- you too could know the secret- but i'll tell you. i'm not going to start keeping secrets now. here you go: within 8 seconds of getting a dose of stress- you must induce a dose of structural intense humor. carry something around with you that ALWAYS makes you laugh and USE that as a mind tool reference. you MUST use a visual tool until you get SO good at pulling images in your mind and tricking yourself into scenarios most mental health pro's would label 'disconnected from reality,' but if you want extra time to play the game of life- i think these might be little 'cheater codes' we can all use to get to the higher levels. stress may not always be avoided- and you may not always want to try and avoid it either- look at it as a way to get to the other side of the room to laugh and relax.
