dear that would suck diary,
it would suck to've been born a panty liner- or a tampon for that matter, but a panty liner- no way. all that rubbin and what not- no. men are so lucky. they really are. all my life i have wanted to secretly and delicately hold my very own penis at the dinner table. i suppose in a way- i want to have dinner with my own penis- but it wouldn't have its own plate setting or anything- i just want to have it out and touch it while i eat. to many of you that may sound kindof weird- but i can assure you- it ain't. see, i want to make little outfits for my penis. maybe a dinner jacket and tie. it would have a bath robe- a night gown- oh yes- a long flowing nightgown- and lots of hats- definitely lots of head attire- fedoras and the like. i would hang pictures of it all dressed up in my favorite designs too- but only in my private bathroom- i would let only my current and former lovers view my collection of art. i would be the perfect keeper of my tool and i would be famous.
it would suck to've been born a panty liner- or a tampon for that matter, but a panty liner- no way. all that rubbin and what not- no. men are so lucky. they really are. all my life i have wanted to secretly and delicately hold my very own penis at the dinner table. i suppose in a way- i want to have dinner with my own penis- but it wouldn't have its own plate setting or anything- i just want to have it out and touch it while i eat. to many of you that may sound kindof weird- but i can assure you- it ain't. see, i want to make little outfits for my penis. maybe a dinner jacket and tie. it would have a bath robe- a night gown- oh yes- a long flowing nightgown- and lots of hats- definitely lots of head attire- fedoras and the like. i would hang pictures of it all dressed up in my favorite designs too- but only in my private bathroom- i would let only my current and former lovers view my collection of art. i would be the perfect keeper of my tool and i would be famous.
