time off

dear nap inventor- i love you diary,

whoever deemed naps an important part of life is a person that i so admire. they are a spectacular achievement and something that i think everyone ought to dedicate a large percentage of their day to. if everyone took a two to four hour nap a day- then so many more people would have jobs to fill the places of people who were napping. wow- and those who needed to sleep in. like i couldn't go to work before noon- and then at 2PM i'd need at least a two hour nap- so there you go. that right there would be almost a whole other position ON TOP of my job. so by hiring me- you'd be helping someone else find a job. that's why i am so cool tho. i let the people who really want to work- have those jobs. i figure- i'll just work at my other jobs. other people don't need my help. they are doing just fine without me. i need the extra time to sleep anyways. i worked on my project for awhile earlier- bored me to tears. i had to read it. again. tough job. well, it is time for another nap. cant have to many of those.