March 2, 2011

training the army

dear room service diary,

i love maria. she is my housekeeper and usually she comes every tuesday, but due to my doctor appointment yesterday- i had her come today. she loves the new ice machine. it is pretty kewl. i cant wait to fill the freezer all the way up next time i go to the store. i'll prolly go tomorrow since it is a SAFE DAY. safe days are days when the city employee is at work and his cuntface wife is at work- and i am free to go about my day without worry. i like those days. i wish i could have worn the ankle monitor- and i would have- if i could have worn it IN SECRET- but they wouldn't do it. wonder why? my lawyer couldn't get the state to agree. i offered to pay too, still- no deal. the 'victim' had a right to know. my whole argument was- i wanted to prove i wasn't doing ANYTHING the 'victim' claimed i was doing. every decision i made had to be made in the light of the extreme circumstances. i did very well, because to date- i still have done nothing.