March 27, 2011

twitchy twat

dear as good of time as any diary,

i suppose going to bed now is a clever idea, beens it is night and i am tired. i got NO work done today. none. AT ALL. so that's something. whatever. i had a twitch in my arm muscle earlier- i dunno what that means- hard tellin. you could see it through my shirt- it was creepy weird. i watched it for a few minutes- touching it- trying everything to get it to stop- it finally did- but it was nothing i did. sometimes my eye twitches like that too- and once in a while- my lip. when my lip twitches- oh man- it's really weird. one time my whole eyeball was jumping in my head- now THAT was A trip. i get a shooting pain in my toe too- it doubles me over and makes me scream and stomp- and shoots right on up to my twat. it tickles so bad it hurts. i think it's lucky to get one of those tho- i always play the lottery after a twat/toe pain. yes, it is definitely time to roll in the bed.