dear message to the new girl diary,
i couldn't go to bed without unburdening myself of just one more thing. i want you to know that- i realize how happy you are right now and i am NOT going to fuck with that. AT ALL. enjoy it- enjoy the deep tissue massages and all the pillow talk and empty promises- for whatever you can get- and the oral sex- cuz you sure ain't gunna get pounded by that man. anyway. when it's over- it's over- BAIL. the water will get fucking unbelievably rough- and if you need me- you know where i am. i'll do whatever i can to help you. it ain't him you are gunna be needin help with. IT'S HER. be prepared to go to jail for shit you ain't never done. it is to late for me- but it AIN'T to late for you. you may think i am full of shit now honey- but that bitch saw me wearing a red coat and thought i worked at target. take my warning. you'll figure out him in due time on your own, but that woman he is married to is evil. that cunt will fuck you and cream her pants doing it. she is a suicidal cuntface. beware.
i couldn't go to bed without unburdening myself of just one more thing. i want you to know that- i realize how happy you are right now and i am NOT going to fuck with that. AT ALL. enjoy it- enjoy the deep tissue massages and all the pillow talk and empty promises- for whatever you can get- and the oral sex- cuz you sure ain't gunna get pounded by that man. anyway. when it's over- it's over- BAIL. the water will get fucking unbelievably rough- and if you need me- you know where i am. i'll do whatever i can to help you. it ain't him you are gunna be needin help with. IT'S HER. be prepared to go to jail for shit you ain't never done. it is to late for me- but it AIN'T to late for you. you may think i am full of shit now honey- but that bitch saw me wearing a red coat and thought i worked at target. take my warning. you'll figure out him in due time on your own, but that woman he is married to is evil. that cunt will fuck you and cream her pants doing it. she is a suicidal cuntface. beware.
