dear hiding in plain sight diary,
wearing goggles is one way to avoid being recognized, if that is what you are trying to do. i usually just put on my makeup and get dressed up- people have no clue who i am. i look like a totally different person. i kindof like that about myself too, because that way i can tell who is real and who ain't. by gawd- if you can look at me when i am ugly- you deserve to look at me when i ain't. that's how i have learned so much about our world, by the way, more than i ever wanted to know. see, i usta not leave the house ugly. then i met this girl mary. mary changed everything for me. in lots of ways- i wish ida never met mary- but in more ways- mary liberated me- forever. what i took from mary was the idea that, IF A DUDE DON'T LOVE YOU WHEN YOU ARE FUGLY- THEN HE SHOULDN'T GET TO LOVE YOU WHEN YOU ARE PRETTY. then i just started living like that- because- why dress up to pay the cable bill? i figure- as long as i'm clean- in clean pajamas- i'm good. plus, it makes it really special when i do get dressed. AND it's less wear and tear on my two hundred dollar jeans. i haven't seen mary in many years. she prolly moved back to hawaii where they don't even wear clothes. and now that i got this new hair doo- it looks like i got up and got ready when i ain't even got up yet.
wearing goggles is one way to avoid being recognized, if that is what you are trying to do. i usually just put on my makeup and get dressed up- people have no clue who i am. i look like a totally different person. i kindof like that about myself too, because that way i can tell who is real and who ain't. by gawd- if you can look at me when i am ugly- you deserve to look at me when i ain't. that's how i have learned so much about our world, by the way, more than i ever wanted to know. see, i usta not leave the house ugly. then i met this girl mary. mary changed everything for me. in lots of ways- i wish ida never met mary- but in more ways- mary liberated me- forever. what i took from mary was the idea that, IF A DUDE DON'T LOVE YOU WHEN YOU ARE FUGLY- THEN HE SHOULDN'T GET TO LOVE YOU WHEN YOU ARE PRETTY. then i just started living like that- because- why dress up to pay the cable bill? i figure- as long as i'm clean- in clean pajamas- i'm good. plus, it makes it really special when i do get dressed. AND it's less wear and tear on my two hundred dollar jeans. i haven't seen mary in many years. she prolly moved back to hawaii where they don't even wear clothes. and now that i got this new hair doo- it looks like i got up and got ready when i ain't even got up yet.
