March 27, 2011

with bacon tits

dear oh no bullshit diary,

well, i hope my little freaky stage has passed. wanting to shove things inside of me at my age just doesn't quite feel right. i'd like to think that life is behind me now- but i guess not. somethings i suppose- you just never outgrow. i am glad i resisted the temptation for those tire irons and chair legs. i'd prolly still be walking funny. i need to go to walmart and get some superglue and fix the vacuum handle- we don't need to talk about how that broke- but it'll be an easy fix. i just need to remember to stay away from the stairs with it next time, if there ever will be a next time- i wasn't to happy with the last time. so anyway. i got that all cleaned up. now i gotta do something fun with the bath tub. something new. it needs something poky under the water. i'll have to give that some thought later. i'm starving right now. i want lettuce salad.