dear eat shit and die mother fucker diary,
my vacuum stinks when i run it. i don't know why either because i am anal about cleaning the filters. i take them out to the lightpole and beat the dogshit out of them. that way none of the dust comes back into my house OR yard by gawd. so HA. ima smart whore. the unibomber trimmed the trees. that may sound like a tremendous aspiration for him, and it is, we can all clap and cheer, but ima have to go clean up all the bullshit in the yard where i wish my one armed cactus was. i would sometimes point the arm to the west- and sometimes i would turn it to the east. but i would never point the arm to the north- because north pointing arms are bad luck and a sign of incompetence. people that live north are generally dumber people. ima take becky on a hike. we are going south towards the mexican border.
my vacuum stinks when i run it. i don't know why either because i am anal about cleaning the filters. i take them out to the lightpole and beat the dogshit out of them. that way none of the dust comes back into my house OR yard by gawd. so HA. ima smart whore. the unibomber trimmed the trees. that may sound like a tremendous aspiration for him, and it is, we can all clap and cheer, but ima have to go clean up all the bullshit in the yard where i wish my one armed cactus was. i would sometimes point the arm to the west- and sometimes i would turn it to the east. but i would never point the arm to the north- because north pointing arms are bad luck and a sign of incompetence. people that live north are generally dumber people. ima take becky on a hike. we are going south towards the mexican border.
