dear somebody better whoop me diary,
man it feels so good to be released. no more underground railroad. i feel ungrounded. i feel like i did when i was little and my mom let me go outside again. i haven't left the state legally since october 16, 2010. that's forever. it seems longer because we'd planned on going out to california last may. but of course i had to PAY ALL THAT MONEY FOR THE SHIT I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR omg the dumbest shit ever AND THE NEXT TIME I GET IN TROUBLE (which will be never) IT WILL BE FOR SOMETHING GOOD. ima steal a plane and land it on a boat and sail to an island, which would be so dumb cuz i shoulda just flown there. i'll think of something better. i'd really like to steal a big cactus, but i don't know how i would get it home- or how i would dig it up- or if you even could dig one up out in the wild. but i do want one- like the kind on the tv they show all the time. a one armed cactus- in a barrel in the front yard. then i could move it to the living room during the winter and watch the grump constantly rub his big balls on it. i am crying again. i have to find a tissue.
man it feels so good to be released. no more underground railroad. i feel ungrounded. i feel like i did when i was little and my mom let me go outside again. i haven't left the state legally since october 16, 2010. that's forever. it seems longer because we'd planned on going out to california last may. but of course i had to PAY ALL THAT MONEY FOR THE SHIT I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR omg the dumbest shit ever AND THE NEXT TIME I GET IN TROUBLE (which will be never) IT WILL BE FOR SOMETHING GOOD. ima steal a plane and land it on a boat and sail to an island, which would be so dumb cuz i shoulda just flown there. i'll think of something better. i'd really like to steal a big cactus, but i don't know how i would get it home- or how i would dig it up- or if you even could dig one up out in the wild. but i do want one- like the kind on the tv they show all the time. a one armed cactus- in a barrel in the front yard. then i could move it to the living room during the winter and watch the grump constantly rub his big balls on it. i am crying again. i have to find a tissue.
