dear wrong idea diary,
today i woke up in a really good mood. i think some of the THC i used to smoke so much of somehow found a way to release from a fat cell or something because when i watched the wedding before court- i got high. high enough that when i was in court and i turned around and saw the pumpkin at the doorway- i still felt like a princess myself wearing my favorite ugg boots and my CBS necklace. now, nearly 7 hours later, the prince turned into a frog and i realize the significance of the whole ordeal. what i should have done- instead of extending the hand of forgiveness (like the stupid whore i am) i should have bursted into a fit of constitutional rage- throwing myself safely behind the half walls of the jury box to demand an explanation for the circumstance which brought our paths to cross at my court date today, at 8:30, in courtroom one, where you had no business, but i did. thumbing your nose at the justice system just because you have a uniform on makes you look very stupid, even if i am a whore. i just hope the cool judge has lunch with the other dickhead judge who ruled on your lies. i'm sorry if our handshake meant i forgive you, cuz i don't. i hate you like no man i have ever known. i know that now. i do want to thank you though. for letting the judge see you harass ME today. that meant everything to me and this time- i got to tell the lie, (although not under oath like yours,) you really do look like shit.
today i woke up in a really good mood. i think some of the THC i used to smoke so much of somehow found a way to release from a fat cell or something because when i watched the wedding before court- i got high. high enough that when i was in court and i turned around and saw the pumpkin at the doorway- i still felt like a princess myself wearing my favorite ugg boots and my CBS necklace. now, nearly 7 hours later, the prince turned into a frog and i realize the significance of the whole ordeal. what i should have done- instead of extending the hand of forgiveness (like the stupid whore i am) i should have bursted into a fit of constitutional rage- throwing myself safely behind the half walls of the jury box to demand an explanation for the circumstance which brought our paths to cross at my court date today, at 8:30, in courtroom one, where you had no business, but i did. thumbing your nose at the justice system just because you have a uniform on makes you look very stupid, even if i am a whore. i just hope the cool judge has lunch with the other dickhead judge who ruled on your lies. i'm sorry if our handshake meant i forgive you, cuz i don't. i hate you like no man i have ever known. i know that now. i do want to thank you though. for letting the judge see you harass ME today. that meant everything to me and this time- i got to tell the lie, (although not under oath like yours,) you really do look like shit.
