dear kidney in the street diary,
i love it when people drive by and yell at me when i am inside my house. omg. it is such a cool feeling to know that someone went completely out of their way to blurt some meaningless word like, "whore," as they pass my house. i mean, i cant WAIT til it's MY turn to yell 'CUNTFACE' when i'm on the way to walmart, at least i'll be on my way somewhere- i won't be making a special trip beins the gas prices and all. since the bitch lives a block away from the walmart- it'll be really convenient for me- unless they foreclose on the old bi-level by the time her tailor made law expires- cuz you know those don't last forever- no matter how many lies you tell to get 'em.
i love it when people drive by and yell at me when i am inside my house. omg. it is such a cool feeling to know that someone went completely out of their way to blurt some meaningless word like, "whore," as they pass my house. i mean, i cant WAIT til it's MY turn to yell 'CUNTFACE' when i'm on the way to walmart, at least i'll be on my way somewhere- i won't be making a special trip beins the gas prices and all. since the bitch lives a block away from the walmart- it'll be really convenient for me- unless they foreclose on the old bi-level by the time her tailor made law expires- cuz you know those don't last forever- no matter how many lies you tell to get 'em.
