April 23, 2011

not for a pepsi

dear good times in the soda shop diary,

one of these days someone will get smart around here and open up a soda shop. i get so tired of drinking the same shit everytime i swallow. i want a cherry cream soda so bad- i almost cant see straight- and i think i want cherry syrup in it too. yup i do. the first one i had was at mt. rushmore. it was sure tasty. i went back and bought the rest of what they had on the way out of town. i found the same kind online and bought it- and then everytime i go to california i get it at bevco, but here at home- you cant get it- and get this- its made by miller beer- and manufactured in the state above ILLINOIS (wisconsin) and i still cant buy it- the lady said it ain't sold in our market. she said if i took a tour of the plant where they MAKE it- i could taste it prolly. fuck a taste. i ain't driving all the way to milwaukee to taste my favorite pop. so it just sucks you cant bring liquids on the plane. and packing more than four in a suitcase never works out. what can you do? drive to california AGAIN. with an EMPTIER trunk this time. dammit. i am glad i am so smart.