dear saving all my chirps diary,
obviously, the birds save their morning chirps for when the weather is decent. yesterday morning when it was raining- they didn't chirp once and today- they are 'over-chirping.' fucking birds. who knew they knew to keep track. i cut my cuticles last night and now it appears that i need a fill- and my nails aren't even acrylic. omg the little fucking yipping dog is out next door now. shit. everyone will be up. it better not start barking or ima kill it. today i could- because of the birds. ima take a long hot bath shortly- prolly with bubbles. i have a little shopping to do today- i need potatoes for tomorrow. the noodles will be good on top of smashed potatoes. i like food. oh look- the birds shut up and that dog went in- now that it's raining again. just in time for a nap. make up MY mind then.
obviously, the birds save their morning chirps for when the weather is decent. yesterday morning when it was raining- they didn't chirp once and today- they are 'over-chirping.' fucking birds. who knew they knew to keep track. i cut my cuticles last night and now it appears that i need a fill- and my nails aren't even acrylic. omg the little fucking yipping dog is out next door now. shit. everyone will be up. it better not start barking or ima kill it. today i could- because of the birds. ima take a long hot bath shortly- prolly with bubbles. i have a little shopping to do today- i need potatoes for tomorrow. the noodles will be good on top of smashed potatoes. i like food. oh look- the birds shut up and that dog went in- now that it's raining again. just in time for a nap. make up MY mind then.
