dear in the neighborhood diary,
stopping by to visit the family is always important. i love it when all the neighbors are out to welcome our arrival. the unibomber got scared. i was not scared, for the record. i made the little bitch go back- as you can clearly see- he did. i know what the big black mac daddy was looking at- and it wasn't the unibomber- feel me? cuz i was feeling every bit of that shit. black men love me and the more i been noticin them lately- the more i been likin them. i never have before either- so that's really weird. really strange. i dunno tho- i don't think i could tho- but i do think about it sometimes. sometimes i'd just like to fuck the shit out of one- just to satisfy this fucking curiosity that's been eatin at me for fucking years. how big are them fucking dicks? what if i'm missin out? wtf. what if they just fuck so damn good. oh anyway look here at this house.. it's sheila and karen's house...
