dear it is officially official diary,
i have a sore throat. me, the whore who NEVER gets sick. the whore who BELIEVES in the flu shot. the whore who hasn't been sick since FEBRUARY 2007. while dying doesn't seem like a viable option, killing someone does. whoever gave me this shit would be who i would go after- but i don't know anyone who is sick. could i have brewed this up on my own? i wonder. at least i don't feel bad. i'll be better after two boxes of popsicles and a box of kleenex- the kleenex to spit in. i was taught to spit when i grew up. mom always said, "get the sick away from your body," so i tried to teach the boys that too. they sure caught on quick. prince william loved that idea when he was a baby, "mommy spit... mommy spit," he would say, but it sure did always sound like, "mommy shit... mommy shit," cuz he always had a mouthful. finally he would do it on his own- what a day that was. my kids were NEVER sick- but when they were- the world sure came to a halt. kinda like it is for me now.
i have a sore throat. me, the whore who NEVER gets sick. the whore who BELIEVES in the flu shot. the whore who hasn't been sick since FEBRUARY 2007. while dying doesn't seem like a viable option, killing someone does. whoever gave me this shit would be who i would go after- but i don't know anyone who is sick. could i have brewed this up on my own? i wonder. at least i don't feel bad. i'll be better after two boxes of popsicles and a box of kleenex- the kleenex to spit in. i was taught to spit when i grew up. mom always said, "get the sick away from your body," so i tried to teach the boys that too. they sure caught on quick. prince william loved that idea when he was a baby, "mommy spit... mommy spit," he would say, but it sure did always sound like, "mommy shit... mommy shit," cuz he always had a mouthful. finally he would do it on his own- what a day that was. my kids were NEVER sick- but when they were- the world sure came to a halt. kinda like it is for me now.
