dear if i sit here long enough diary,
maybe i will lay an egg. i doubt it, but it could happen. it could be all golden and shit too, and worth a buttload of money- millions even- i could squeeze one out that big. i am telling you- for certain i could. i am so glad the snake got to eat today- that is really all that mattered to me. tomorrow's goal- to let maria in and mail an envelope and eat mexican food. if i fill up the bed with flowers- an added bonus. it's a safe day tomorrow. i can do whatever i want. i may spend the whole day outside naming all of my new blades of zoysia grass coming up. i do love my two patches. i will go now- and rest in my warm tub. rub a dub- hope my egg don't come out in the tub.
maybe i will lay an egg. i doubt it, but it could happen. it could be all golden and shit too, and worth a buttload of money- millions even- i could squeeze one out that big. i am telling you- for certain i could. i am so glad the snake got to eat today- that is really all that mattered to me. tomorrow's goal- to let maria in and mail an envelope and eat mexican food. if i fill up the bed with flowers- an added bonus. it's a safe day tomorrow. i can do whatever i want. i may spend the whole day outside naming all of my new blades of zoysia grass coming up. i do love my two patches. i will go now- and rest in my warm tub. rub a dub- hope my egg don't come out in the tub.
