April 25, 2011

whore+saw=dead ants

dear having a fun day diary,

i still think two hundred and thirty some odd dollars is way to much for a cable bill- and paying that once a month is a BLAST. ringing up at almost twice the power bill, it does suck and hurt- especially when there is nothing on tv- ever. i would shut it off- but then what would i watch? and i have to be able to watch it when i am awake- so i gotta have the dvr thing- in every room. i dunno. they sure have a way of stickin it to you. but you gotta have hbo and showtime. gawd. now ima have to buy ant dope tomorrow for the mailbox again because when i got the cable bill out of it today, before i paid it, there was 81,423 ants crawling all over it and on the inside of my mailbox- which kinda sits out in the trees. you know what that means. they are five days late. last year they'd moved in and i had orkin out here on 4/20 sprayin for the little bitches. well, here's the deal. i ain't playin with them dumb fuckers ever again. i know where they live now and don't think i wont cut them FUCKING trees down where they CONGREGATE. everyone of them trees will come down and i am not kidding. fuck the ant covered cable bill.