dear well ain't that nice diary,
i feel like doing something besides nothing, but nothing is something- never forget that, so why i want to do something more is beyond me, but i do- but i ain't, because that'll take a bunch of work and honestly- that ain't what i feel like doing at this point- work- i'm just sayin. though a bath would be about the best thing- and a mudmask on my face- oh man. maybe a leg shave- a hair treatment- an opium iv drip. i wonder if they make those? sign me up. i need to find my all my shorts this week- i packed them away last winter. i must have packed them away real good because they are packed and i haven't even seen them. i love wearing shorts with my boots all the time- people stare and i stick my tongue out at them- or i say "boo, look at you," or some shit like that- or i get my sharpie marker out and ask if they want an autograph.
i feel like doing something besides nothing, but nothing is something- never forget that, so why i want to do something more is beyond me, but i do- but i ain't, because that'll take a bunch of work and honestly- that ain't what i feel like doing at this point- work- i'm just sayin. though a bath would be about the best thing- and a mudmask on my face- oh man. maybe a leg shave- a hair treatment- an opium iv drip. i wonder if they make those? sign me up. i need to find my all my shorts this week- i packed them away last winter. i must have packed them away real good because they are packed and i haven't even seen them. i love wearing shorts with my boots all the time- people stare and i stick my tongue out at them- or i say "boo, look at you," or some shit like that- or i get my sharpie marker out and ask if they want an autograph.
