April 25, 2011

the theory

dear sweat whore retarded bitch diary,

you're comin' home to me. just take that old sweat hog off the shelf- or sit and whack off to it by yourself. i ain't got time to get on my knees to blow- unless you're one of those guys who is ready to go. i am really good at what i do- no need to take off your shoes- i'll clean up after myself- you just sit back and enjoy yourself. let me tell you bout this girl i know- she'd jumpt at the chance right here for sho- i'd prolly have to fight her off- by the looks of this here mean stiff rod. she would start right down about here... and you know- men would claim to feel it in their big toe- course i am sure that was a big fat show- but i guess you never do know. then she'd move around over here... some men said that made them feel queer, they'd whisper later in my ear, but they like it so much- that anal tongue thrust. then when it was time to lick her way to the top- nine of ten times- them boys would pop and her job would end and shedda made herself a new best friend. cuz that's how it's done. did you know her?